Episode Title: iBite: Extended Cut

INT. SHAY APARTMENT – NIGHT – HALLOWEEN SPECIAL TAPING

The apartment is decked out like a gothic vampire manor. Cobwebs, LED candles, fog everywhere, and a suspicious amount of glitter.

CARLY
Welcome to our Halloween Special: iBite! The only vampire drama where no one actually kisses and someone definitely pulls a hamstring.

SAM
We’re parodying that sparkly vampire movie we legally can’t name but rhymes with “Might-Light.”

FREDDIE
I’m playing the brooding background guy who’s just here for Wi-Fi.

ROBERT (in full glitter makeup)
I’m Cedmund. I don’t sleep. I don’t eat. I only smolder… deeply.

GIBBY (already shirtless)
I’m Shirtwolf. I howl when the plot needs spice.

HIGHLIGHTED SKIT MOMENTS:

  • Cedmund (Robert) and Starella (Carly) awkwardly flirt in a thunderstorm.

  • Sam shows up mid-scene on a hobby horse for no reason, claiming “it’s her vampire steed.”

  • Spencer appears randomly as a vampire elder, holding a bag of glitter and a juice box.

INT. SHAY APARTMENT – POST-SKIT WRAP-UP

The gang is now out of costume, in pajamas, curled up on the couch surrounded by candy.

CARLY
Okay, that might’ve been our weirdest Halloween special yet.

SAM
Speak for yourself. I’m still wearing vampire fangs. Chomps candy corn.

FREDDIE
Next year, I vote we do Zombies but With Feelings.

ROBERT
Or Mummies in Therapy. We have range.

Suddenly—the door bursts open!

DEAN and SAM WINCHESTER from Supernatural burst in, flashlights in hand, weapons ready.

DEAN
We heard there were vampires in this building.

SAM (Winchester)
We tracked the signal from something called… iBite.

Everyone on the couch looks at each other.

CARLY (deadpan)
Oh, yeah… that was us. But it’s over now.

SAM (Winchester)
Wait… this is a web show?

SAM (Puckett)
Yep. You’re late, tall-dark-and-handsome.

ROBERT
But you can stay. We’re about to watch Gilmore Girls.

Suddenly, Sam Winchester gets a wide-eyed, panicked look on his face.

SAM (Winchester, backing toward the door)
Oh no. Nope. I—I gotta go. I can’t watch that show again.

DEAN
Wait, what? Dude, it’s just—

SAM (already fleeing)
I LIVED IN STARS HOLLOW!!

He runs off. Door slams.

DEAN (confused)
...Did he just say Stars Hollow?

SPENCER (from hallway in a robe, holding popcorn)
He gets like that whenever Lorelai starts talking fast.

EVERYONE shrugs and goes back to watching TV.

SAM (Puckett)
Well, that was a thing.

ROBERT
This is still less weird than the time Gibby tried to date that mannequin.

GIBBY (off-screen)
She had depth!

CREDITS ROLL
Over bloopers: Sam Winchester tripping on a fog machine, Robert adjusting his glitter and saying “I look like a disco ball with trauma,” and Dean sitting on the couch eating popcorn saying, “You know what? Luke’s kinda relatable.”


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