Episode Title: iCan’t Stop the Dance

INT. iCARLY STUDIO – NIGHT – LIVE WEBCAST

The show is live. Carly stands front and center, looking pumped. Freddie mans the camera, Sam lounges in her signature pose on the beanbag, ROBERT is adjusting a fog machine in the background.

CARLY
What’s up, nation of weirdos! Tonight’s episode is about a serious epidemic sweeping Ridgeway High…

SAM
No, not Gibby’s chili-related rash. That’s under control. Mostly.

CARLY
We’re talking about… spontaneous dancing! People are breaking out into full-blown dance numbers with zero warning. It’s real. It’s confusing. It’s probably contagious.

ROBERT (stepping into frame with goggles and a clipboard)
According to my research—done entirely on suspicious internet forums—it may be caused by an airborne audio parasite… or just extreme boredom.

SAM (grabbing his clipboard and smacking him lightly with it)
Nerd.

ROBERT
Yup. And proud.

INT. RIDGEWAY HIGH – HALLWAY – EARLIER THAT DAY (FLASHBACK)

The gang is walking down the hall when suddenly, a student near the lockers does a perfect pirouette, throws their backpack in the air, and starts breakdancing.

CARLY
There’s another one!

FREDDIE
That’s the third this week!

GIBBY (appearing shirtless from behind a vending machine)
Make that four!

He immediately launches into an aggressive interpretive dance involving a mop and two pears. No one’s even surprised anymore.

INT. iCARLY STUDIO – BACK TO LIVE

CARLY
So we set up a little experiment. We’re gonna blast a random playlist and see who breaks into dance first!

SAM
My money’s on Freddie. He can’t resist ‘80s synth pop. His hips have no loyalty.

FREDDIE (offended)
They do too! I mean—no they don’t!

ROBERT
I’ve installed a scientific measurement tool.

He holds up a protractor taped to a coat hanger.

CARLY
...That’s a coat hanger with garbage on it.

ROBERT
Exactly. Science.

INT. SHAY APARTMENT – LATER THAT NIGHT

Everyone’s crashed on the couch. Sam’s half-asleep on Robert’s shoulder. Gibby is in the kitchen making “marshmallow spaghetti.”

CARLY
So it wasn’t an audio parasite. It was just… Principal Franklin hiding Bluetooth speakers in the lockers for his secret TikTok.

FREDDIE
Should we be worried that he was doing the Wobble in the teacher’s lounge?

ROBERT
I think I saw him do a split. I’m not okay.

GIBBY (from the kitchen)
Who wants spaghetti? It tastes like regret!

Sam snorts awake, grabs a spoon from nowhere, and yells—

SAM
Regret is my favorite flavor!

Everyone laughs as the episode fades out with Freddie playing the iCarly theme on a ukulele while Spencer (off-camera) accidentally sets off a glitter bomb.


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