Episode Title: “iLike the New Guy” part 1

INT. iCARLY STUDIO – NIGHT – LATER THAT WEEK

Robert stands off to the side, watching Carly and Sam prep for a sketch involving inflatable sumo suits and whipped cream. He’s holding a boom mic, trying to be helpful. Sam is wearing a motorcycle jacket and smashing a can of soda against her forehead for no reason.

ROBERT (V.O.)
She’s like a hurricane with dimples. And I don’t know why, but I kinda hope I get caught in it.

SAM
Hey, Boom Boy. You watching or working?

ROBERT
Both. I multitask. It’s one of my lesser-known superpowers—right next to folding laundry with my mind and getting lost in malls.

SAM (smirking)
You're weird. I respect that.

Robert blushes a little and fumbles the mic, hitting Freddie in the back of the head.

FREDDIE
Ow! Boom mic, not boom ouch!

INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA – DAY – A WEEK LATER

Robert sits at a table, reading a book. Sam drops her tray beside him, plopping down and immediately digging into ribs like it’s her last meal.

SAM
You eatin' that?

ROBERT
Uh… that was my apple.

SAM (already eating it)
Not anymore. Thanks, dude.

ROBERT (V.O.)
Okay. It’s official. I’m into her. And also… slightly afraid of her.

INT. SHAY APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM – EVENING

Spencer is welding a sculpture made entirely of mannequin legs. Robert watches from the couch, flipping through a notebook. Sam enters with a big bag of meat sticks.

SAM
Guess what, nerds? I just won a radio contest for eating twelve corndogs in two minutes. I’m kind of a big deal.

ROBERT (without looking up)
Tell me something I don’t know.

He glances up and smiles at her without realizing it. Sam looks surprised for a second, then tosses him a meat stick.

SAM
Here. Tribute.

ROBERT (V.O.)
It’s not flowers or love letters. But from Sam? That’s basically a poem.


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