Episode Title: iLike the New Guy – Part 10 (Finale)

INT. SHAY BUILDING – ELEVATOR – EARLY EVENING

ROBERT and SAM step into the creaky elevator on their way up to the iCarly studio. Robert’s holding a tray of weird smoothies. Sam’s got a bag of meat sticks and looks like she’s been plotting something. She hits the button for the top floor. The doors close…

Then the elevator jerks—hard—and stops. Lights flicker.

ROBERT
...That felt ominous.

SAM (sips her meat stick like a drink)
Either we’re being abducted by aliens, or your boy Spencer plugged in another haunted toaster.

INT. ELEVATOR – 30 MINUTES LATER

They’re still stuck. Sam’s sprawled on the floor, legs crossed. Robert’s pacing in the two-foot space he has.

ROBERT
You know, most of my social interactions don’t involve being kissed, slammed into walls, or locked in tiny metal boxes.

SAM
That’s your first mistake. You hang out with boring people.

ROBERT (laughing despite himself)
You’re not boring. You’re like… being chased by a rollercoaster that’s also on fire.

SAM (mock flattered)
Aw. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me in an elevator.

Beat. A little quiet now.

SAM (softly)
You ever think about… what this is? Between us?

ROBERT
Only every time I regain consciousness after one of your kisses.

She smiles, but this time it’s different—genuine. Vulnerable, even.

SAM
I mess with you a lot. But I don’t do that with just anybody. Just the ones I like.

ROBERT (quietly)
Yeah. I kinda figured that out. Took a few bruises… but I figured it out.

They sit in silence for a moment. Then, slowly, Robert turns to her.

ROBERT
Can I try something… that’s not chaos?

SAM
Depends. Does it involve glitter? Because I have a no-glitter policy.

ROBERT
Just this.

He leans in. Gently. Mutually. This kiss is different. Soft. Real. No fog machines, no riot shields, no slow-mo replays. Just them.

DING!
The elevator jolts. Lights flicker back on. Doors slide open.

SPENCER (O.S.) (covered in wires, holding a melting sculpture shaped like a taco)
Good news! I fixed the building! Bad news… we lost power in Uruguay.

Robert and Sam slowly pull apart. Both are smiling like total dorks.

SAM
Well… that was so much better than a juice box.

INT. SHAY APARTMENT – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

The whole crew is gathered. CARLY, FREDDIE, GIBBY, SPENCER, T-BO (holding a dowel full of marshmallows), and a curious houseplant.

CARLY
Okay, so the elevator stops, the building glitches, and when it opens—you two look like you just walked out of a rom-com finale.

SAM (shrugging)
Guess we kinda did.

ROBERT
We’re… together now. Like, officially. I think. Unless this is a prank and I end up tied to a pole again.

GIBBY (raising his juice box)
To chaos love! May it be weird and slightly dangerous forever!

SPENCER
Hold on, I made a sculpture of you two as squirrels! It lights up and screams when you kiss!

SAM
Perfect. That’ll be our cake topper.

FREDDIE
Great. Now I’m the only one without a love life.

T-BO (offering him a hot dog on a dowel)
You want the stick? It helps with loneliness.

They all laugh. Sam grabs Robert’s hand. He doesn't pull away. The group keeps joking and chatting as the camera pulls back.

CLOSING SHOT:

Robert and Sam on the couch, curled up, watching Gibby dance to a ukulele remix of the iCarly theme. The chaos never ends—but now, Robert’s part of it.

END CREDITS ROLL
with bloopers of Spencer falling over things and T-Bo trying to juggle hot dogs.


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